So, I need to kill someone. How about you? Is this a good day for you to die? Would you like to die a lingering horribly painful death or a gruesome, revolting gut churning one? The deal is that I have a lot of people that I am killing in this next book. Let me rephrase this, just in case the NSA actually is watching everything we do, the villains in this book and the next one too, kills a lot of people. Right now I am just naming them F1, L1, F2, L2, and so on, for “first name one”, “last name one”, “first name two”, and so on. So if you would like to be killed off then send me your name and any information about you that you think might look good in print. I can’t guarantee that your name will be used; it depends on how many people write me wanting to die horribly. If I don’t know you then either send me a picture or describe yourself thoroughly. Who knows – maybe you could be killed off in some gruesomely horrible death!
