Posts by Jeff

Remember biorhythms? I haven’t heard of them in years.  For you embryos that are too young to remember, there was this theory that your intellect, physical well being, and emotions each had a certain rhythm of highs and lows.  Each one had a different length and seldom were they ever in sync.  The idea was that you could plot a chart of your personal biorhythm, so that you would know when you were going to be at your best or worse....

So I have a sort of late Christmas wish this year.  I wish the S.O.B. that invented glitter had a sprig of holly drove right through his black heart!  The damn stuff is everywhere.  Sweep – still there.  Vacuum – still there.  It just lays there on the floor blinking at you in that sick twisted sparkly way.  My wife even bought wrapping paper to of course match the decorations on the tree, despite the forest of partially used rolls in...

What is the importance of a human life?  Everyone has their own answer. It’s relatively easy if you were asked what the value of your life was.  You would say it was worth everything to you, right?  There is nothing you would not do to save your life, is there?  You would kick, and fight, and claw, and literally do everything in your power to keep someone from being able to take your life from you, would you not? What about other...

I know of a woman, who in order to protect her identity, we will call her “Stephanie”.  This “Stephanie” as we shall call her, traveled to Italy a few years ago, and upon her return decided to decorate her kitchen in an Italian motif.  Wine bottles, baskets of grapes, leafy grape vines, decorate pitchers, bottles of oil, and candles are strategically placed along the top of the kitchen cabinets.  Based upon this well crafted display,...

Have you ever had a day which was composed entirely of polar opposites? I got up yesterday at 4 AM.  It was our 4th Saturday of the month breakfast up at the Masonic Lodge I belong to.  We usually feed between 80 to 120 people.  Now you may think that sounds horrible to get up that early and work your butt off for six hours or so, but actually I enjoy it.  Don’t get me wrong, the 4 AM part I’m not loving, but I enjoy all the kidding...